As Heartripper refused to give the post-match interview we got a hold of one of the Buccaneers players heading for the locker room. Cap'n Tummy-Acher the troll.
Reporter: So. How do you feel right now, having lost a game that could so easily have gone the other way?
Cap'n T: ....Huh?...
Reporter: Ehm...How do you feel?
Cap'n T: ...Wha?...
Reporter: ......
Cap'n T: ...Goood...
Reporter: Ok. You had quite an awful day today, what with the standing around and doing nothing and all. Do you have anything to say on your performance today?
Cap'n T: OoKe...Me hungry.
Reporter: Right. So, you're one of the newest additions to the Buccaneers, do you think any of your team-mates are upset about the way you played today?
Cap'n T: OoKe...Mmmmm...
Reporter: Let's move along then. The Chaos Kings are known for their no mercy policy and a very high kill rate. Were you scared of them before the game and has your opinion changed afterwards?
Cap'n T: ....Me hungry...Aahhh...
Reporter: What, stop that. Help! Get off me you smelly freak of nature! Aaaaaaaaa!!...
Cap'n T: *burp!* ...Mmmm...Goooood...
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